REVIEW: THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019)

“How long have we been on this rock? Five weeks? Two Days? Help me to recollect.” The Lighthouse tells the story of two men, working as lighthouse keepers off the coast of Maine in the 1890s. But when a terrible storm hits their shores, the two men fight to keep their sanity intact as they…

LITTLE REVIEW: BEETLEJUICE (1988)

“Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” Beetlejuice tells the story of a recently deceased young couple, who after making their way back into their home, soon find out that a new “eccentric” family has moved in. But in the process of trying to scare away the new family, to which no scare tactics seem to work, the young…

REVIEW: READY OR NOT (2019)

“Oh, it’s you. You continue to exist.” Ready or Not tells the story of Grace, a young woman hoping to earn the love and respect of her new husband’s family. At the stroke of midnight, on the wedding night, Grace must participate in a “family initiation” by drawing a card from the deck to see…

REVIEW: US (2019)

“Be careful…” Us tells the story of the Wilson family, that while on vacation in Santa Cruz, are visited by a mysterious family who looks just like them. As the family fights to survive the night, the true story of these creepy figures slowly begins to unfold. Writer and director, Jordan Peele, stunned us in…

REVIEW: BIRD BOX (2018)

“Listen to me, we’re going on a trip now, it’s going to be rough. If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. If you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to take off your blindfold.” Bird Box tells the story of Malorie, a pregnant…

REVIEW: A QUIET PLACE (2018)

“Who are we if we can’t protect them?” A Quiet Place tells the story of a family enduring the current dystopian world as creatures with supersonic hearing can hear even the smallest noise from far away. The movie, which stars Emily Blunt and John Krasinski as the parents of the two small children, must do…

REVIEW: IT (2017)

“Tasty, tasty, beautiful fear.” 27 years ago, IT was first brought to screens through a two-part miniseries on ABC. Though disturbing in its storytelling, the miniseries had too much theoretical red tape due to the fact that it was on a public television station. The first half of the miniseries was good, but the second…

BLU-RAY REVIEW: THE MUMMY RETURNS

**SPOILERS AHEAD** I’ve often talked about The Mummy on this site, because it was the movie that made me start loving movies. If I could guess, The Mummy has been mentioned in about two or three different articles. But as much as I talk about this entertaining film, I never talk about The Mummy Returns. This…