REVIEW: GOOD BOYS (2019)

“We need to get rid of the drugs.” “We can throw it in the forest.” “It’s a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to f*ck a squirrel? It’ll kill him!” Good Boys is one of 2019’s last summer comedies, and tells the story of three young 6th grade boys as they…

REVIEW: THE LION KING (2019)

“Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. While others search for what they can take, a true king searches for what he can give.” The Lion King is the newest Disney remake, and takes the beloved animation and turns it into what Disney calls “live-action.” Although that definition remains to be seen, The…

REVIEW: LONG SHOT (2019)

“Calm the smurf down. Next time, bring a fucking suit.” Long Shot stars Charlize Theron and Seth Rogan and tells the story of Fred Flarsky, a journalist, who after quitting his job at a newspaper, runs into fellow childhood friend and current Secretary of Defense, Charlotte Field. As Charlotte begins her path to the White…