REVIEW: AVENGERS ENDGAME (2019)

“It’s not about how much we lost. It’s about how much we have left. We’re the Avengers. We gotta finish this.” Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame completes the story that has been in the works for over a decade. With this final installment, Endgame says goodbye to some of the superheroes that we have fallen in love…

REVIEW: LITTLE (2019)

– “You know, too much caffeine can stunt your growth.” -“Does this…look stunted to you?”  –“It depends. How old are you?”  –“Thirty-eight.”  –“Then, yes. Yes, it does.” Little tells the story about Jordan Sanders, a president of a tech firm who after treating her subordinates in a disrespectful manner, a young girl turns Jordan into…

REVIEW: SHAZAM! (2019)

-“Only I have the power to unleash…” -“Wait, WHAT?”  -“…you will beg for mercy…”  -“Are you making some, like, big, evil-guy speech right now or somethin’? You’re like a mile away from me, and there’s traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin’!” Shazam! is the DCEU’s newest superhero movie and tells the…

REVIEW: HELLBOY (2019)

“-You are a king. We belong together, you and I.” “-We do. But it’s not going to work, you know, cause I’m a Capricorn and you’re fucking nuts!” Hellboy is the newest take on the graphic novel by Mike Mignola, and tells the story of Hellboy and his sidekicks as they try to defeat The…

SPOILER TALK: US (2019)

“Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow. The two were connected, tethered together.” So because I have so much more to say about Us, I just wanted to talk about some points that I personally thought were important. Because this is “spoiler talk”, I think it’s crucial, but…

REVIEW: US (2019)

“Be careful…” Us tells the story of the Wilson family, that while on vacation in Santa Cruz, are visited by a mysterious family who looks just like them. As the family fights to survive the night, the true story of these creepy figures slowly begins to unfold. Writer and director, Jordan Peele, stunned us in…

REVIEW: CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019)

“What’s this?” “It’s a S.H.I.E.L.D logo.” “Does announcing your identity with branded clothing help with the covert part of the job?” “…said the space soldier who’s wearing a rubber suit.” Captain Marvel is the newest installment to the Marvel Universe, and tells the origin story of a young woman, Carol Danvers, as she helps fight…

REVIEW: ISN’T IT ROMANTIC (2019)

“My life’s become a *beep beep* romantic comedy! And it’s PG-13!” Isn’t It Romantic tells the story of Natalie, who was brought up to despise the concept of romantic comedies, or any romantic movies. But while she refuses to buy into their sappy premise, she is transported to a magical-romantic world as a result of…