REVIEW: DARK PHOENIX (2019)

“The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction.” Dark Phoenix is the newest X-Men installment, and tells the story of X-Men member Jean Grey as she is infected with a gargantuan power that she struggles to handle. But as Jean is conflicted with this extreme…

REVIEW: ALADDIN (2019)

“I made you look like a prince on the outside, but I didn’t change anything on the inside. Prince Ali got you to the door, but Aladdin has to open it.”  Aladdin is the newest live-action Disney remake and tells the story of a young man named Aladdin, who while going about his daily life,…

REVIEW: JOHN WICK 3 (2019)

“Consequences…” John Wick 3: Parabellum is the newest installment of the John Wick Franchise, and continues where Chapter 2 left off in John’s attempt to escape his recent status of excommunicado. But as the world goes hunting for him, John must cash in favors in order to escape the hell that befalls him. John Wick…

REVIEW: BOOKSMART (2019)

-“Oh my God! You guys are here!” -“How did you get here?!” -“How did you get here?” -“How are you dry?!” -“How are you dry?” Booksmart tells the story of two young girls on the night before their graduation. After spending four years of high school with their nose deep inside the pages of their…

REVIEW: DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019)

“Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat… next to a bomb!” Detective Pikachu, based on the popular Pokémon anime, tells the story of a young man, whose detective father goes missing after investigating a mysterious Pokémon case. Now with the help of his father’s Pikachu,…

REVIEW: LONG SHOT (2019)

“Calm the smurf down. Next time, bring a fucking suit.” Long Shot stars Charlize Theron and Seth Rogan and tells the story of Fred Flarsky, a journalist, who after quitting his job at a newspaper, runs into fellow childhood friend and current Secretary of Defense, Charlotte Field. As Charlotte begins her path to the White…

REVIEW: AVENGERS ENDGAME (2019)

“It’s not about how much we lost. It’s about how much we have left. We’re the Avengers. We gotta finish this.” Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame completes the story that has been in the works for over a decade. With this final installment, Endgame says goodbye to some of the superheroes that we have fallen in love…

REVIEW: LITTLE (2019)

– “You know, too much caffeine can stunt your growth.” -“Does this…look stunted to you?”  –“It depends. How old are you?”  –“Thirty-eight.”  –“Then, yes. Yes, it does.” Little tells the story about Jordan Sanders, a president of a tech firm who after treating her subordinates in a disrespectful manner, a young girl turns Jordan into…

REVIEW: SHAZAM! (2019)

-“Only I have the power to unleash…” -“Wait, WHAT?”  -“…you will beg for mercy…”  -“Are you making some, like, big, evil-guy speech right now or somethin’? You’re like a mile away from me, and there’s traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin’!” Shazam! is the DCEU’s newest superhero movie and tells the…