"Consequences..." John Wick 3: Parabellum is the newest installment of the John Wick Franchise, and continues where Chapter 2 left off in John’s attempt to escape his recent status of excommunicado. But as the world goes hunting for him, John must cash in favors in order to escape the hell that befalls him. John Wick … Continue reading REVIEW: JOHN WICK 3 (2019)
REVIEW: BOOKSMART (2019)
-“Oh my God! You guys are here!” -“How did you get here?!” -“How did you get here?” -“How are you dry?!” -“How are you dry?” Booksmart tells the story of two young girls on the night before their graduation. After spending four years of high school with their nose deep inside the pages of their … Continue reading REVIEW: BOOKSMART (2019)
REVIEW: DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019)
“Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!” Detective Pikachu, based on the popular Pokémon anime, tells the story of a young man, whose detective father goes missing after investigating a mysterious Pokémon case. Now with the help of his father’s Pikachu, … Continue reading REVIEW: DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019)
REVIEW: LONG SHOT (2019)
“Calm the smurf down. Next time, bring a fucking suit.” Long Shot stars Charlize Theron and Seth Rogan and tells the story of Fred Flarsky, a journalist, who after quitting his job at a newspaper, runs into fellow childhood friend and current Secretary of Defense, Charlotte Field. As Charlotte begins her path to the White … Continue reading REVIEW: LONG SHOT (2019)
REVIEW: EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL, AND VILE (2019)
“People don't realize that murderers do not come out in the dark with long teeth and saliva dripping off their chin. People don't realize that there are killers among them. People they liked, loved, lived with, work with, and admired, could the next day, turn out to be the most demonic people imaginable.” Extremely Wicked, … Continue reading REVIEW: EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL, AND VILE (2019)
REVIEW: AVENGERS ENDGAME (2019)
“It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this.” Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame completes the story that has been in the works for over a decade. With this final installment, Endgame says goodbye to some of the superheroes that we have fallen in love … Continue reading REVIEW: AVENGERS ENDGAME (2019)
REVIEW: LITTLE (2019)
- “You know, too much caffeine can stunt your growth.” -“Does this...look stunted to you?” -“It depends. How old are you?” -“Thirty-eight.” -“Then, yes. Yes, it does.” Little tells the story about Jordan Sanders, a president of a tech firm who after treating her subordinates in a disrespectful manner, a young girl turns Jordan into … Continue reading REVIEW: LITTLE (2019)
REVIEW: SHAZAM! (2019)
-“Only I have the power to unleash...” -“Wait, WHAT?” -“...you will beg for mercy...” -“Are you making some, like, big, evil-guy speech right now or somethin'? You're like a mile away from me, and there's traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin'!” Shazam! is the DCEU’s newest superhero movie and tells the … Continue reading REVIEW: SHAZAM! (2019)
REVIEW: HELLBOY (2019)
“-You are a king. We belong together, you and I." "-We do. But it's not going to work, you know, cause I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts!” Hellboy is the newest take on the graphic novel by Mike Mignola, and tells the story of Hellboy and his sidekicks as they try to defeat The … Continue reading REVIEW: HELLBOY (2019)
LITTLE REVIEWS: GRUDGE MATCH (2013), INSTANT FAMILY (2018), OPERATION FINALE (2018) GREEN BOOK (2018)
GRUDGE MATCH (2013) Grudge Match tells the story of two washed up old farts who were once talented boxers with a well-known feud to go along with it. Now these boxers, who need the cash, must now step back into the ring to settle their rivalry for good. Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone, who … Continue reading LITTLE REVIEWS: GRUDGE MATCH (2013), INSTANT FAMILY (2018), OPERATION FINALE (2018) GREEN BOOK (2018)