“People don't realize that murderers do not come out in the dark with long teeth and saliva dripping off their chin. People don't realize that there are killers among them. People they liked, loved, lived with, work with, and admired, could the next day, turn out to be the most demonic people imaginable.” Extremely Wicked, … Continue reading REVIEW: EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL, AND VILE (2019)
REVIEW: AVENGERS ENDGAME (2019)
“It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this.” Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame completes the story that has been in the works for over a decade. With this final installment, Endgame says goodbye to some of the superheroes that we have fallen in love … Continue reading REVIEW: AVENGERS ENDGAME (2019)
REVIEW: LITTLE (2019)
- “You know, too much caffeine can stunt your growth.” -“Does this...look stunted to you?” -“It depends. How old are you?” -“Thirty-eight.” -“Then, yes. Yes, it does.” Little tells the story about Jordan Sanders, a president of a tech firm who after treating her subordinates in a disrespectful manner, a young girl turns Jordan into … Continue reading REVIEW: LITTLE (2019)
REVIEW: SHAZAM! (2019)
-“Only I have the power to unleash...” -“Wait, WHAT?” -“...you will beg for mercy...” -“Are you making some, like, big, evil-guy speech right now or somethin'? You're like a mile away from me, and there's traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin'!” Shazam! is the DCEU’s newest superhero movie and tells the … Continue reading REVIEW: SHAZAM! (2019)
REVIEW: HELLBOY (2019)
“-You are a king. We belong together, you and I." "-We do. But it's not going to work, you know, cause I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts!” Hellboy is the newest take on the graphic novel by Mike Mignola, and tells the story of Hellboy and his sidekicks as they try to defeat The … Continue reading REVIEW: HELLBOY (2019)
LITTLE REVIEWS: GRUDGE MATCH (2013), INSTANT FAMILY (2018), OPERATION FINALE (2018) GREEN BOOK (2018)
GRUDGE MATCH (2013) Grudge Match tells the story of two washed up old farts who were once talented boxers with a well-known feud to go along with it. Now these boxers, who need the cash, must now step back into the ring to settle their rivalry for good. Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone, who … Continue reading LITTLE REVIEWS: GRUDGE MATCH (2013), INSTANT FAMILY (2018), OPERATION FINALE (2018) GREEN BOOK (2018)
SPOILER TALK: US (2019)
"Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow. The two were connected, tethered together." So because I have so much more to say about Us, I just wanted to talk about some points that I personally thought were important. Because this is “spoiler talk”, I think it’s crucial, but … Continue reading SPOILER TALK: US (2019)
REVIEW: US (2019)
"Be careful..." Us tells the story of the Wilson family, that while on vacation in Santa Cruz, are visited by a mysterious family who looks just like them. As the family fights to survive the night, the true story of these creepy figures slowly begins to unfold. Writer and director, Jordan Peele, stunned us in … Continue reading REVIEW: US (2019)
REVIEW: CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019)
“What’s this?” “It’s a S.H.I.E.L.D logo.” “Does announcing your identity with branded clothing help with the covert part of the job?” “…said the space soldier who’s wearing a rubber suit.” Captain Marvel is the newest installment to the Marvel Universe, and tells the origin story of a young woman, Carol Danvers, as she helps fight … Continue reading REVIEW: CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019)
REVIEW: ISN’T IT ROMANTIC (2019)
"My life’s become a *beep beep* romantic comedy! And it’s PG-13!" Isn’t It Romantic tells the story of Natalie, who was brought up to despise the concept of romantic comedies, or any romantic movies. But while she refuses to buy into their sappy premise, she is transported to a magical-romantic world as a result of … Continue reading REVIEW: ISN’T IT ROMANTIC (2019)