REVIEW: JEXI (2019)

“What does this bitch have that I don’t?” “Well, a soul, for one.” “Does she have Google maps?” “No!” Jexi tells the story of Phil, a young man who’s obsessed with his cell phone. I mean, he takes it EVERYWHERE. But when an accident forces him to get a new phone with the newest operating…

REVIEW: GOOD BOYS (2019)

“We need to get rid of the drugs.” “We can throw it in the forest.” “It’s a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to f*ck a squirrel? It’ll kill him!” Good Boys is one of 2019’s last summer comedies, and tells the story of three young 6th grade boys as they…

LITTLE REVIEW: MURDER MYSTERY (2019)

“You’re an actress, right?” “All women are actresses, dear. I’m just clever enough to get paid for it.”  Murder Mystery is the newest Netflix comedy from Adam Sandler and tells the story of Nick and Audrey Spitz, a couple setting off on a European vacation as they celebrate their recent anniversary. But after being invited…

REVIEW: LATE NIGHT (2019)

“You love me.” “No, I didn’t say that.” “I mean not in those exact words but…” “No, I didn’t say it in any of those words.” Late Night is the newest movie from comedy writer Mindy Kaling, and tells the story of late-night talk show host, Katherine Newbury, who’s about to lose her show in…

REVIEW: BOOKSMART (2019)

-“Oh my God! You guys are here!” -“How did you get here?!” -“How did you get here?” -“How are you dry?!” -“How are you dry?” Booksmart tells the story of two young girls on the night before their graduation. After spending four years of high school with their nose deep inside the pages of their…

REVIEW: LONG SHOT (2019)

“Calm the smurf down. Next time, bring a fucking suit.” Long Shot stars Charlize Theron and Seth Rogan and tells the story of Fred Flarsky, a journalist, who after quitting his job at a newspaper, runs into fellow childhood friend and current Secretary of Defense, Charlotte Field. As Charlotte begins her path to the White…

REVIEW: GAME NIGHT (2018)

“This will be a game night to remember.” Game Night stars Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams, and tells the story of Max and Annie who regularly get together with their group of friends in order to play board games. When Max’s brother Brooks insists on having game night at his house, the night becomes a…

REVIEW: JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (2017)

“Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?” There’s always that one blockbuster film that comes out during the holidays. Some might think it’s Star Wars, but you’d be wrong. No, this year’s epic movie is none other than… Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Breaking the record for the most…